I didn't say Beer was bad. It just all tastes the same to me. Not sure what you call the taste, but if you filled up 6 x glasses with the following and put on a blindfold, you'd know that 2, 4 and 5 were beer. Whatever that stuff is that makes it recognisable as beer.

1 - Coke.
2 - VB
3 - JD
4 - XXXX
5 - Guinness
6 - Red Cordial.