First car was a 1984 KB laser and explains why I switched to Holden.

This is pretty much in order

HZ vacationer wagon, written off, my fault.
VH commodore, all original grandpa special with the 2.85 and 5 speed, given to half bro after front end dammage, my fault.
HZ ute, rescued b&s car, was put to one side so I could drive a modern 'reliable car' after years of reliable service. Currently waits for new paint and some minor rust repairs.
VS equipe wagon, "the modern reliable car" broke down regularly, drove terribly, not sorry to have sold it.
HJ wagon, was going to be a daily after the VS, but familly circumstances get in the way. Currently weekend driver.
VY Adventra CX8, drives great, is possibly personally responsible for causing peak oil.

Also somewhere in there a HX Sandman arrived by accident, was originally intended to be a parts donar for the ute untill I checked the tags when I got it home.