I'd have to say Kevin Bloody Wilson would have a good crack with a few of his songs:
Kev's Courting Song (aka Do Ya F&^k On First Dates?)
Breathe Through Me Ears
Grandad's Got A Bone
Festival Of Farts
Super Mega Fugly
The Pubic Hair Song (this one would be super- innapropriate)
R@@tin' In The Back Of The Ute
I Gave Up Wanking
List goes on......
Funnily enough, the Radiators song. Abbreviates to GMH!!!
Eminem's, "Kill You":
Shut up sl#t, you're causing too much chaos
Just bend over and take it like a sl#t, OK Ma?
"Oh, now he's raping his own mother, abusing a whore,
snorting coke, and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?"
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