Little Johnny was 10 years old wondering around Kings Cross. A copper goes up to him and says "how old are you son?". Little Johnny says "I'm 10" The copper says "what is a 10 year old doing at the Cross?" Little Johnny says "I want the clap" The copper says "why would a 10 year old want the clap?" Johnny says it's easy. You see I'll come here and get the clap, I'll go home and give it to the brothers girl friend, She'll give it to Dad, Dad will give it to Mum and Mum will give it to the Butcher. That's the prick I want, He run over my bike.