I went to the Doctor for some help with my erectile dysfunction. He gave me some pills that he said were guaranteed to work. I took two of these little pills just before dinner, lo and behold, halfway through dinner and I've got the hots for the missus something chronic. I grabbed hold of the wife, gave her a huge kiss, then we proceeded to make wild passionate love on the dinner table amongst all the plates and glasses and everything. It was wonderful, I haven't been able to perform like that for years. Unfortunately, we've been banned for life from ever going back to that restaurant.