Ha!
When I bought mine I found under the mattress 3 sealed condom packets, 4 opened packs and funniest of all was a "Birthday Girl - 21 Today" badge.

I just stood back and thought to myself, this will now be my shagg'n wagon and I shall continue the great tradition that has been set before me. Not a challenge, but a quest a quest to honour all that have gone before me and my HJ van.