I got pulled over by a cop in brunswick only to be asked by him if my van was for sale....

Ha, but the one I really like is the story my old boss told me about when him a few mates got into a punch up at the pub in the seventies. He has a big mustache and is seriously the last of the marlboro men so he makes any story sound good but him and his mate got into a fight with these other blokes and it spilled out onto the footpath where the blokes panno was parked. As the fight got nearer to this blokes van him and his mate got worried and jumped in the van and took off. Funnny bit is that when they gave it a boot, the tailgate was down and 2 girls tumbled out the back landing on the road in front of my boss. The blokes either didnt know or didnt care so old mate boss and his mate took the chicks back into the pub and ended up shaggin em...

Gotta luv poetic sandman justice...