on Australia day I will get out of my bed, pull on my Chinese made undies, my American made jeans, a Tiawanese made T-shirt and bucket hat, enjoy a nice cold English owned beer bought from an American owned super market chain (dodging Korean made cars on the way) and then watch the cricket on a Japanese made television and waive my Chinese made Aussie flag and it will make me feel.....delightfully BOGAN!.......... Mummy! I want a mullet!