I reckon you're all banned (except Alien DNA!)

I grew up in Dads FE Sedan, then EH Premier, Mums LC Torana (still got it), drove to school in Dads HQ Premier before I got my 1st car, a HR wagon, quickly followed by my 1st van. Toranas and vans of every model followed along with a few Commodores.

Notice a pattern here?

Never owned a Ford and probably never will. It's not that I don't like them, but I'd feel like a traitor if I ever owned one.

My Wife sometimes talks about (maybe) getting a Mustang......

She's NOT getting one! She can have a Camaro, Firebird or Corvette any time she wants.