> >> Subject: Sat. Humour
> >>
> >> You have two choices in life:
> >> You can stay single and be miserable,
> >> Or get married and wish you were dead..
> >>
> >> __________
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
> >> 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'
> >> 'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man..'
> >> __________
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
> >> 'Husband Wanted'.
> >> Next day she received a hundred letters.
> >> They all said the same thing:
> >> 'You can have mine.'
> >> __________
> >>
> >> A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished .
> >> __________
> >>
> >> A little boy asked his father,
> >> 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'
> >> Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'
> >> __________
> >>
> >> A young son asked,
> >> 'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
> >> A man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?'
> >> Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'
> >> __________
> >>
> >>
> >> Then there was a woman who said,
> >> 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
> >> And by then, it was too late.'
> >> __________
> >>
> >>
> >> Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
> >> __________
> >>
> >> If you want your spouse to listen and
> >> Pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.
> >> __________
> >>
> >>
> >> Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life
> >> thinking they had no faults at all.
> >> __________
> >>
> >> First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!'
> >> Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
> >> __________
> >>
> >> AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!
> >>
> >>
> >> Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.
> >> A blind man joins them after a few minutes.
> >> When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and
> >> Only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
> >> So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.
> >> After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of
> >> the blind man
> >> As he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him,
> >> 'Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick?
> >> That ticking sound is driving me crazy.'
> >> The blind man replies, 'If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick,
> >> We'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.'

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