My list is a little bit longer than yours Damo
but my best one was driving an LX Torana to the panel shop on a saturday morning bout 7.30
i just stripped it for panel and paint no interior no lights no front or rear windscreen no door locks (tied together with rope )
no bumpers so virtually a rolling shell but with the driveline still in it
sitting on a milk crate little sister laying on the floor on a blanket i said to her any cars behind me (no mirrors ) she says no just a yellow ford with flashing lights aarrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhh
Busted to say they were dirty would be an understatement they couldnt even put a canary on it no glass so they stuck it on the bonnet
call a tow truck they said so i walked up to the phone box and pretended i rang a towie soon as they left i jumped straight back in and got the F@&? out of there panel shop was only a couple of minutes away
stupid yes i was 18 just to save $20 for a tow truck it was a lot of money back in the day

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