PPL I see it this way!!

Good things arent cheap!!

Cheap things arent good!!

And retail would be a whole lot better without the customers!!

In my business we have TAXES!! All my boys know what they are!! Here are a couple!!

Fu*&w$t Tax!! 10% Min

Champ Tax!! ( when a customer calls you CHAMP!!) 10 to 20% Min

Tellin me how easy the job is tax!! Do it yourself then Champ!!!

You get my drift Im Sure!!

And yes Ive done the forklift thing but with Glass!! When the customer tells me that the piece of glass he wants, and I have, isnt worth the 5 bucks Im askin for it, I happily throw it in the bin while he is watchin!!

Now that feels great!!

Stoopid Customers!!!