Police antics

[damienengland]

All my run ins have generally been my fault, but some were piss funny. Some bad boy examples include....

1. Arrested and charged with reckless driving for high speed pursuit in LJ XU1 Torana when 16yo in 1986.
2. Charged with dangerous driving for getting airborne on a Honda VF750 in 1990. Made the paper with this one.
3. Chased by helicopter police at night on Yamaha FJ1100 in 1992
4. Charged with dangerous driving for awesome burnout in 253 Chamois HX Sandman in 1994
5. Let off a drink driving charge in Jamaican Lime HJ Sandman after admitting to drinking a bottle of scotch in 1991
6. Charged for excessive and unnecessary noise for using my sound system in a VB Commodore 1988
7. Lost me licence 4 times on accrued points 1987 - 1994
8. Charged with driving without a licence in a 253 silver VC Commodore in 1992

Turbulent times between the ages of 16 and 24. Haven't lost my licence or been charged with a crime since 1994 so might be growing up.

[Valencia]

My list is a little bit longer than yours Damo
but my best one was driving an LX Torana to the panel shop on a saturday morning bout 7.30
i just stripped it for panel and paint no interior no lights no front or rear windscreen no door locks (tied together with rope )
no bumpers so virtually a rolling shell but with the driveline still in it
sitting on a milk crate little sister laying on the floor on a blanket i said to her any cars behind me (no mirrors ) she says no just a yellow ford with flashing lights aarrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhh
Busted to say they were dirty would be an understatement they couldnt even put a canary on it no glass so they stuck it on the bonnet
call a tow truck they said so i walked up to the phone box and pretended i rang a towie soon as they left i jumped straight back in and got the F@&? out of there panel shop was only a couple of minutes away
stupid yes i was 18 just to save $20 for a tow truck it was a lot of money back in the day

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