I'm going to the Summernats to enter the skid competition, you know where you do them on the purpose built skid pad. After that hang in the crowd with all the other dropsh!ts and egg on others by saying do a skiddie mate, do a skiddie! Off to the drag races to watch the top fuelers and funny cars do some more skids.

Then I'm going to light 'em up and do some burnouts on my BMX and when I'm finished go home and polish my hud caps and dream about buying a chrome rocket cover. Then defend it all on a forum about Sandmans.

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